So I decided to check her out.....she is sooooooo funny! If you guys have kids, or if you married with no kids, or if you are just breathing....you will crack up.
She is like the voice in my head but written down and even funnier that I though I was.
There are so many things that she has said, to many to pick but I will try to give you a snippet.
"...I realized he pooped through his clothes. That child has been pooping approximately 48 times everyday. If I see, smell, or am touched by one more drop of poop I am going to smear it all over my body and jump out the window. Let someone ELSE clean up the mess for once. Maybe I'll wear a sign around my neck that says "How you like them apples" or something like that."
AND
"I hate. Capitalize HATE budget talks. And it never fails, tax time…excessive clothes shopping…and a recession are ALL causes for the dreaded budget talk. And do you know why I hate it? Because while my dear wonderful, math oriented husband says “I think we need to cut back on our spending” what I hear him say is “stop buying so much stuff, you’re single handedly putting us into the hole you selfish selfish woman, and you’re ugly.” That’s what I hear. Ok. I’m exaggerating slightly, but you get it."
OH , and PS : After reading her posts I secretly hoped she surprisingly lived down the street from me so we could be BFF's and talk everyday!
She doesn't :) . Sad face.
AND
"I hate. Capitalize HATE budget talks. And it never fails, tax time…excessive clothes shopping…and a recession are ALL causes for the dreaded budget talk. And do you know why I hate it? Because while my dear wonderful, math oriented husband says “I think we need to cut back on our spending” what I hear him say is “stop buying so much stuff, you’re single handedly putting us into the hole you selfish selfish woman, and you’re ugly.” That’s what I hear. Ok. I’m exaggerating slightly, but you get it."
OH , and PS : After reading her posts I secretly hoped she surprisingly lived down the street from me so we could be BFF's and talk everyday!
She doesn't :) . Sad face.
4 comments:
Wow!! I'm flattered!! You have single handedly, totally and completely made my day...too bad I live in Washington I could totally use a new BFF (ssshh don't tell her I said that). ;) Thanks for the shout out!!
That poop post is hilarious.
Oh man, I don't think I can give up the myspace...what if you get mad at me and then leave a comment telling her all about those wicked posts....you just never know...if you give me your email address I can cut and paste some of her pictures to you!!
Well you'll just have to stay tuned now won't you!?! Don't worry...I survive...:)
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